Category Archives: .PixelMorgue

PixelMorgue: where the Internet comes to slit its wrist. Welcome to the dark, glitchy corners of cyberspace. If you ended up here, you must have done something awful—like touch a baby’s penis. PixelMorgue is the more talented and better looking half-brother of the Internet, often referred to as Internet 2. These posts will absolutely offend you, so turn back while you still can, turd ticklers.

(P.S. PixelMorgue posts are for satirical/humorous entertainment; they do not reflect the views of anyone.)

      .PixelMorgue   Comedy      The Pixel Master
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Grandpa’s Coming Home!

Hold on to your fuckin’ brodies, mates— Grandpa’s back and he’s kickin teeth in. 

      .PixelMorgue   Comedy      Samael Poots
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Monthly Horoscope 6/6/11

Holy shit-flinging tarantula bats! PixelMorgue’s resident Astrological expert is here to give you the only advice you need for the upcoming week! 

      .PixelMorgue   Comedy      The Pixel Master
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Runescape Changed My Life

Rune scape is there when I do not have a friend. It doesn’t judge me if I don’t shower every morning. It is a real friend like that.  

      .PixelMorgue   Comedy      Dr. Cooper
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Dr. Cooper – Stop Being Such a Fatass

Still washing down your pastries with whole milk? You’ve got crumbs in your beard and chicken grease on your shirt. 

      .PixelMorgue   Comedy      Dr. Cooper
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Dr. Cooper – You Are a Moron

Your mother dropped you more times than she ever cleaned the kitchen. 

      .PixelMorgue   Comedy      Dr. Cooper
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Dr. Cooper – Hair in Manlier Places

We can all see it in your eyes: your desire for ponies and pink boxer briefs. 

      .PixelMorgue   Comedy      The Pixel Master
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An Interview with Dr. Cooper

An interview with deadpixelzone’s newest writer and a sneak peak at what he’s got in store for us!